You've Probably Never Used Ointment to Treat Something Quite Like This :: 05/22/2014

An Alaska man accidentally shot himself in the head, then spent the next five days treating the wound with an antibiotic ointment. According, James Doppler, 43, was handling his firearm last weekend when it went off. He apparently refused to go the hospital at the behest of his girlfriend."
  A little light reading for a change. Next time you call somebody a hard head, refer back to Mr.Doppler.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/17/youve-probably-never-used-ointment-to-treat-something-quite-like-this/